1.If you were written about in the newspaper, on the front page, what would the headline say?I'm around newspaper and newspaper people so much during the workday that I'm no sure I'd want a big headline. Taking up ad space
But otherwise it would obviously say I'd been named The Most Awesome Person on Earth.
2.Who has made the biggest impact on your life so far, and why?My older sister. I actually have two older sisters, 5 and 7 years older than me. I don't talk very much to or about the oldest one. She's made a lo of mistakes and I don't think she's that great of a person. Anyway, the other one pretty much raised me. She's the one who always came to my dance recitals and plays, and she visited me in the hospital when I was sick and mad that my dad wouldn't come. She's the most amazing mother to her son and daughter, and has another son on the way. I'm pretty grown up and I STILL want to grow up to be like her.
3.Out of your college experience which one do you think or rate as the funniest one?Oh lord. This is going to be a lot of reading. By the way, this story has been put back together by phone calls made that night and two very shady memories. Events contained therein may not be 100% factual, but are pretty damn close.
Ok, so my junior year, I went out with my best friend Melissa and our friend Jon. After the bar, we decided to walk back to Jon's apartment and keep drinking. We walked back, and Jon lived just behind one of the administration buildings. I sat down in the road in front of the admin building and absolutely refused to go any further until someone brought me Cheetos. Jon convinced me that he had Cheerios in his apartment, and since they kinda sound like Cheetos, it would be the same. I decided this was perfectly good logic and followed them into the apartment. After MORE drinking, Melissa and I went into Jon's roommates room. They had raised beds for storage underneath, ad the beds reached just above my belly. Melissa and I both passed out still standing up, but bend over the beds. His roommate came in and tried to wake us up. Melissa though he was hitting on us and stormed out. We lived up a hill, about a 3 minute walk away. There was a clear, well defined path between the two buildings. Somehow, we meandered off of the path. 15 minutes later, she and I are convinced we're lost, crying, and terrified. I keep saying we're going in circles because I was convinced we were passing the same big tree every time. At one point, Melissa and I both sat down in a thorn bush (in skirts) and cried. We FINALLY found our apartment complex, and as we're walking towards my building, my phone rings. It's Allan, Melissa's boyfriend. He was sober, and is the reason I'm able to tell this story because I only remember bits of it. So Allan asks where Melissa is and I say she's right here with me and hand her the phone. They chat and she hangs up and says that he said he tried to call her a couple times and got worried, but she didn't hear the phone ring. So she roots through her bag for it, and of course its not there. Being in the shape we were, we decide the only logical thing to do is go back onto the path and look for her phone in the dark. I tried calling it like fifty times, but we couldn't hear it. The thing was, at the time, we had this inside joke about birds, and her ringtone for when I called was a bunch of birds chirping. One of the things I clearly remember about that night was me going "Why won't those fucking birds shut up so I can hear your phone ring!?!!?" So I guess I called so many times that it got full or something, cause it started going straight to voicemail. We gave up and went to go pass out.
The next morning, I woke up and jumped out of bed. I looked down. I was dirty, there were still thorns in my legs, and my jean skirt was all messed up. I was SO confused. I went into Melissa's room, and she was just waking up. She pulled her covers back and goes "hunh. Thorns." Then she looked at me and said "Thorns?" I confirmed.
Later that day, my phone rang and it was Melissa's number. A guy said he had found the phone and I was the last fifty-some missed calls, so he figured I know whose it was, so Mel got her phone back. Out of curiosity, I asked where he found it. He said it was on the path. We were on it the whole time.
4.How many times or how often do you take your dog out for a walk?I let her out in the morning and before bed to be quick, but we walk when I get home for half an hour and if there's no dogs to play with I'll wrestle with her for 45 minutes to tire her out back at home.
5.If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you?Natalie Portman. Apparently we're twins. I don't see it.
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Rushfan!!
1) How's the new place?
2)How's the new job?
3) How did you get into sports in general, and specifically UFC
4) If I gave you $1 million, and assuming you had not debt, bills or responsible stuff to do, what's the fun stuff you'd buy?
5) What's the most spontaneous thing you've done lately?
Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck. An arrow killed you, they would never solve the crime. "Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way."
-Mitch Hedberg
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